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Unless otherwise noted, all songs written by Kurt Wagner
published by Pathetic Hindsight, BMI and administered by Bug Music.
I tried to figure these lyrics out. If you think I fucked up, send me an email. Or if you've got any other song lyrics, send them my way.

Because You Are the Very Air He Breathes

Dust Moves off his arms and chest
as the vent window opens in his volkswagen
hundreds of impalas and stationwagons
idle at the train crossing
The puddles that surround him
are always made from sweat
the open sore on his face reminds him
that his blood is simply temporary
Chorus:
The gas is blowing in the trees
One whiff has brought me to my knees
at first you practice, practice to yourself
you are the very air, you are the very air
you are the very air he breathes

his head throbs and fills
with a big machine bag
I must be the richest man
to ever stand in line at the bank
Chorus

Begin

She was neat
was worried about the holocaust
rather uncomfortable
but not unusual
It was great
She said it was easy reading
Those busy pictures
They made him nervous
he had some coffee
he looked at the book
he stared at her legs
she stared at his look
What a trip
As the shop filled up with strangers
some had big black boots
some were lost teenagers
Gotta go
As he placed the book back on the table
She said she really likes your house
you really like her hair
he remembers her face
the rest was a blur
she asked for some gum
he gave it to her
Begin

Betweemus

You can't come to the rescue
You can't come to the phone
You can't come to the party
You can't come to my home
Chorus: come on come on come on come on now
You can't come to the service
You can't come to my aid
You can't come to the meeting
You can't come on my parade
Chorus
You can't come for a while
You can't come till you're through
You can't come for the weekend
You can't come though you do
Chorus
You can't come to the airport
You can't come on a bus
You can't come in a year
You can't come between us
Chorus

Blame it on the Brunette

restless are the few
rested in their bunkers
taken kind of trash
inside their hearts
tender is the night
tragic are the values
that have been entrusted
to the back of your mind
dissenting government
epiphany at rest
exactly poistioning
no home no food no sex
wrestling for hours
the choice is not the best
blame it on the brunette

Powers of the weak
rules remain uncertain
could you just expose
your mouth to me
worried by and large
harried by convenience
statistically exactly like
the back of your mind
research and radios
divide my world at best
peanut butter relationships
no kids no food no pets
adequate understanding
ample cigarettes
blame it on the brunette

bon soir, bon soir

it's beach blanket bingo
at the end of the day
and his eyes are like wading pools
and his feet are like clay
and he drifts through the crowd
they all know who he is
they have seen him before
he's just a friend of his
oh, get out of the car
bon soir bon soir
now his prey is on the gentle
like a bully or a jerk
he may call you at home
or he may call you at work
manipulate your conscience
is his own private game
you can drive him around
till he drives you insane
get out of the car
bon soir bon soir
yadayadayada
now it's not like he's stupid
he's as smart as a whip
as the bottle grows empty
he will tighten his grip
and he senses that you're weaker
it's not even noon
every moment with him
is a moment too soon
get out of the car
bon soir bon soir
what a penis you are
bon soir bon soir

The Book I Haven't Read (Fearless)

Incorrectly titled "What Else Could it Be?" on the Spanish 7inch
the crickets cry tonight
here comes your girl
the showers fall tonight
it's a rainy world
the shivers on the spine
could be what we had in mind
remember all the times we said
we could be we should be in love

on a windy porch tonight
here comes your girl
beneath the dull porch light
your thoughts will curl
as the women and the man
go to where the romance ends
the voice from up above says
we could be we should be in love

my disgusting habits end
it's a crazy world
neither real nor pretend
and there's your girl
my eyes fall from my head
with all the pages read
and i'm so glad you said
we could be we should be in love

breathe deep

the clerk smiled as she saw the same nut pick up a personal size grocery basket and head down aisle two. she smiled because periodically this guy would return with a basket full of glade lock and hold room freshener and deodorizer. it's a deodorizer that works on the same principle as a bug bomb. simply push down on the button and it fills the room with a scented fog. the man would buy only about five or six cans at a time. he'd been coming in for about five weeks now. sometimes he would come in twice a week. he seemed like a normal guy. he was kind of balding in his mid thirties wearing a black leather jacket. and he was always so damn dusty something soft about his features. it looked like it was makeup but it was just dust. he paid with a twenty and said thank you and left.

when the man returned home he took the glade from the worthless little plastic sack. he placed one on the rug, one on the end table, one on the window sill, one under the TV, and one on the air conditioner. this might seem unusual except for the fact that his entire apartment was just filled with them. every room on every surface. he figured he had about sixty of them in all--each one's nozzle poised at the ready. he sighed and opened a beer. he started to push down the lock and hold buttons on the canisters, slowly filling the room, working his way from the dining room into the den. each room filling with a multiscented fog: desert bloom, evergreen, misty rose, fresh lemon, regular and unscented, pot porrouri, wild oak, petulia, ocean mist, musk, hazel wood, irish nights, sandal wood, rain forest, country kitchen, natural prevention?, orange blossom, indian summer, and holiday candle. calmly he sat on the couch, spilt his beer, and closed his eyes.